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How to escape your 'fish' if it breaks free

Run!

What do I do if my 'fish' starts speaking my native tongue?

Your little buddy is growing! It may be a tense time as it learns new boundaries (acting human is new to it after all!) but this is nothing to worry about. He most likely learned enough of your everyday behaviors, deepest fears, and credit history to say "I love you, papa!"

Do you yourself own a 'fish'?

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